The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it just gets banged on with a large crescent wrench. Stop imitating a broken record.
Some alternate conversation starters:
What was the last book you read? Did you like it? How do you like your Kindle? Would you buy another one? Have you ever been a victim of geo-restriction? Does your bubble-gum lose its flavor on the bed-post overnight? How deep's that creek over there?
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