Thanks.
The Nook.

But if people don't normally specify Color when they talk about the color, maybe I should make a habit of calling it Nook 1, B&W or something.
Anything with an LCD screen is not a ereader in my book, it is a tablet. And with the summer coming up,I wanted something to read comfortably outside. Initially I had planned on waiting until I found the "perfect" device, but I realized that would never hppened, and so I got (or rather got my GF tp get me. :P) The B&W Nook.
It supposedly has decent audio quality, it has the neccessary functions I am looking for with the softroot an apps additions (too bad the dev community seems like it has died off a bit), and it has a decent e-ink screen even though it isn't a Perl.