At times like these, Bezos and Jobs remind me of Herr Starr from the Preacher comics:
'Hand picked by the upper echelons of The Grail, Herr Starr is the sacred executioner. Over his twenty five year service to The Grail, he has used his cunning and intellect to become Allfather himself, though his rise to power has cost him several body parts, including his genitalia.'