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Originally Posted by MJK2111
There was silence for a moment and then the first woman exclaimed, "Listen, girls, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog."
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Reminds me of the girl who owned an alsatian (german shepherd dog for non-UK readers). One evening, when she was getting ready for her bath, after taking off her clothes, she was bending over to clip her toe-nails when the dog comes in, sniffs her, and tries to mount her.
She takes the dog to the vet and asks what can be done.
"Well, I can castrate him," says the vet. "That'll take away the urge."
"Seems a bit drastic," replied the girl. "Can't you just clip his claws and maybe do something about his breath?"