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Originally Posted by Bikeridr
...And on the third day, he could open one eye and move his left arm.  |
That reminded me an old (bad) joke:
There are 3 women in a feminist congress: one German, one French, and one Mexican.
The German woman says:
- One month ago I told my husband: "Fritz, from now on you will help me with the dishes." The first day I didn't see anything, the second day I didn't see anything, but at the third day I could see hubby washing the dishes.
The French woman says:
- One month ago I told my husband: "Jean, from now on you will help me with the dirty clothes." The first day I didn't see anything, the second day I didn't see anything, but at the third day I could see hubby washing his dirty clothes.
The Mexican woman says:
- One month ago I told my husband: "Pancho, from now on you will help me with the kids." The first day I didn't see anything, the second day I didn't see anything, but at the third day I could open my left eye.
PLOP!