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AN old couple decided to rent one of their rooms out because the house was too big for the both of them and a young 22-year-old model applied for it.
She looked around the house and said: "I would love to rent the room. But I can't...you don't have a bathtub and I really like to have a bath at night."
"No problem," said the wife. "We have a bathtub in the garden that we can bring in for you to have your baths in front of the fire.
"But what about your husband? I don't want him looking at me," replied the girl.
"That's alright," said the wife. "Every night he goes to the pub to play darts until 11 o'clock."
"Ok, I'll take it," she says.
A few days later she moves in and in the evening the husband went off to darts as usual. As agreed, the wife brings in the bathtub and fills it with hot water, while the girl strips off.
As she got in, the wife noticed that the girl had no pubic hair.
"What's all this?" she asked.
"I have to wax down there for swimwear shoots," she told the wife.
Later, the wife told her husband about what she had seen but he wouldn't believe her.
To prove she is telling the truth she tells him that the next evening she will leave the curtains open slightly so he can catch a glimpse.
The next night the husband goes off to darts but returns, as planned, at around 9 o'clock.
As the girl strips off the wife looks at the gap in the curtains and starts pointing in the girl's direction. Then, she lifts her own skirt up and flashes him.
Later that night, the two are in bed talking.
"What did you think about what you saw tonight?" the woman asked her hubby.
"I've never seen anything like it in my life," he said. "But tell me one thing...why did you flash me?"
"Just for comparison," she replies. "And anyway, you've seen mine thousands of times".
"I know I have," said the man. "But the rest of the darts team hadn't".
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