Well of course you're to blame !
Just look at this song (by an all-female band called
Mediaeval Baebes, based on the mediaeval song
"I am Eve") :
Mé Éva ben Ádaim uill
Mé ro sáraig Ísu thall
Mé ro thall nem ar mo chloinn
Cóir is mé do-chóid sa crann
Ropa lem rigtheg dom réir
Olc in mithoga rom-thár
Olc in cosc cinad rom-chrin
For-ír! Ni hidan mo lám
Mé tuc in n-uball an-úas
Do-chúaid t ar cumang mo chraís
In céin marat-sam re lá
De ní scarat mná re bats
Ní bíad eigredd in cach dú
Ní bíad geimred gaethmar glé
Ní bíad iffern ní bíad brón
Ní bíad oman minbad mé
or translated to modern English :
I am Eve great Adam's wife
It is I that outraged the Jesus of old
It is I that stole heaven from my children
By rights it is I that should have gone upon the tree
I had a kingly house at my command
Grievous the evil choice that disgraced me grievous
The chastisement of the crime that has withered me
Alas! My hand is not clean.
It is I that plucked the apple
It overcame the control of my greed
For that women will not cease from folly
As long as they live in the light of day
There would be no ice in any place
There would be no glistening windy winter
There would be no hell there would be no sorrow
There would be no fear were it not for me
So you see, this song clearly proves that women are to blame for everything that's wrong with this world, from global warming to power failures !
So don't try to defend your wickedness, you unlicensed apple-picker you !
P.S.
You can listen to this beautifull song and others here :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLsWTBQexWo
The Mediaeval Baebes have become one of my favorite bands recently...