Ah, the agriculture beagles are cuties, aren't they? I'm not sure one of those dogs would have any idea what drugs are since they haven't been specifically trained to sniff them out (that task would be saved for dogs big enough to intimidate a drug smuggler).
I watched a documentary on law enforcement dogs a few years back... basically, the sniffer dog has, like,
one toy. The dog loves his toy and his toy just so happens to be imbedded with a small amount of whatever he's being trained to sniff out. So, in the drug enforcement dog's head, things play out something like this:
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Hi! Um, you may not be aware of this, but you appear to have my favoritest toy in all the world inside of your suitcase.
Uh, why are you acting so shifty? Just give me my toy.... Hey, wait a minute! Did you take my toy on purpose?! Oh, that is so not cool. So not cool! I'm gonna have to start barking at you now. See what you made me do? Now, I'm bar--
You're running? Seriously?! You're running away from me? All you have to do is give me back my toy! But, noooo, you have to be a jerk about it. Well, now I'm going to have to bite you because, frankly, you kind of suck.
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