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Originally Posted by orlok
According to my ex-wife, I married her 
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Originally Posted by Mortis
You all act like I was kidding
I really don't get the whole mid-life crisis. Why wait till you're an old balding guy to have all the toys?
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Isn't that when men think they can afford it?
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Originally Posted by orlok
Exactly. That's why I got it all out the way in my mid-thirties 
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Does that mean you get to experience it again, when "you're an old balding guy"?