Originally Posted by dreams
Wait, wait...I know how this one goes.
You have a wife, yes?
Wife...........................Check
The "Mid-life Crisis" Checklist
Ferrari................................Check
Gold chains ........................Check
Bimbo with inplants ........Check
The "Reality" Checklist
Ex-wife gets gold chains and Ferrari.........................Check
Bimbo waves good-bye and drives away with the ex....Check

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