Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortis
Guess I'm a little late to the party as well, but according to that I will die on Friday, February 26, 2038
Hmm looks like I better get may ass in gear for that mid-life crisis, anyone know where I can get a good deal on a Ferrari, some gold chains and a bimbo with implants?
|
Wait, wait...I know how this one goes.
You have a wife, yes?
Wife...........................Check
The "Mid-life Crisis" Checklist
Ferrari................................Check
Gold chains ........................Check
Bimbo with inplants ........Check
The "Reality" Checklist
Ex-wife gets gold chains and Ferrari.........................Check
Bimbo waves good-bye and drives away with the ex....Check