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Originally Posted by nohmi2
@orlok. I called my hubby to read your joke, and after he finished laughing he said that he's going to tell it to his golfing buddies this afternoon.
Cheers.
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Glad he liked it
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Here is today's effort:
A woman was looking for a Xmas present for her husband but she told the assistant he'd got everything and didn't know what to get him.
The assistant said that he had the very thing and brought out a box with a huge frog in it. This is an incredible, he said, it gives fantastic blow jobs.
The woman thought it was a great idea and on Christmas day duly gave her husband the present. He looked a bit surprised, but after lunch went up stairs clutching the box.
The wife thought that this was fantastic as she could snooze all afternoon. She was woken a few hours later, however, by loud crashes and bangs in the kitchen.
She went downstairs and there was her husband with all the pots and pans out and the frog sitting by the stove.
"What are you doing?", she asked.
"If I can teach the bloody frog to cook, you're out-a-here".