[Prestidigitweeze]

Rhetorial question: Joke about unmanly color choices and my fragile masculinity.

Edit: "Oh, bother!" is a phrase often used by Winnie-the-Pooh, an incredibly virile teddy bear from children's books written in the 1920s. He is often seen lifting weights while gambling, instigating barroom brawls and hitting on lightly mascara'd red pandas that are clearly out of his league.

Parenthetical: Joke about the cloying texture of silicone and the bulk of the reader conspiring to create issues for people like me, who pass through a metal detector checkpoint five days a week and might be pulling at their jacket pockets trying to get the thing out quickly to run through the machine.