Well, at least he's got nice hair and doesn't look to be going bald in his 20s. Wherever it came from.
You know that Prince Philip
has his own cargo cult? That is frankly the most awesome thing I have ever heard about our royal family* in recent years.
* Technically, Queen Elizabeth II is also Queen of Canada. Though if we'd stayed a Dominion, she would officially be our Dominatrix†. Just to drag this back to the topic of "adult themed books".
† No joke. One of the Jameses was officially Dominator of the Dominions or somesuch.