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Originally Posted by aagstn
Yeah, sorry for the misunderstanding. I was just seconding the Jack Spade suggestion since they are all 75% off and showing the one I got. You didn't have to get that one as they have several for $20. I didn't realize I was dealing with someone so sensitive or I would have written a 400 word post to make sure you understood that you didn't specifically have to get that one and that other people with Nooks may also look in on the post and not know that all the Jack Spade covers are 75% off. I hope you will somehow find a way to get over this tremendous insult to your poverty and find someway to move forward with your life.
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aagstn,
Thanks for the advice.
And thank you for giving me a gander at your $195 cover that was marked down to $48. I know I appreciated it and other mobileread members probably did too. It sure is a beauty!
You've probably shown it to all your friends by this time too, right? Wait a minute. Do you have any friends?
I heard you've been stopping strangers on the street to show your cover to them. And I heard it caused you a problem with the law.
But it all came out OK, right? Probation, court costs, a little fine and a stern warning from the judge. No big deal. Just move forward with your life.
Last thing. Download a book on how to write.
You don't seem to know when to start or end a paragraph. (Hint: Start or end a paragraph when there is a change in topic or subject).
You also seem prone to run-on sentences. This is a sign of borderline illiteracy.
Here, I'll show you. I'll insert paragraphs where you should have:
"Yeah, sorry for the misunderstanding. I was just seconding the Jack Spade suggestion since they are all 75% off and showing the one I got.
You didn't have to get that one as they have several for $20.
I didn't realize I was dealing with someone so sensitive or I would have written a 400 word post to make sure you understood that you didn't specifically have to get that one and that other people with Nooks may also look in on the post and not know that all the Jack Spade covers are 75% off. (Run-on sentence)
I hope you will somehow find a way to get over this tremendous insult to your poverty and find someway to move forward with your life."
See how your inane ramblings are somewhat easier to understand in this form?
Well that's about it. You take care now.
Your impecunious pal,
Marvin