Gorilla glue (we call it gorilla snot) is awesome stuff, I don't like the finished surface much though.
I worked as a cabinet assembler many years ago and can't remember the number of times I got myself glued to something, walked around for hours with a shelf liner (veneer) glued to my ass, much to the amusement of everyone in the shop until I realized it
In the summer we would work in shorts and I have a spot on my thigh where the hair refuses to re-grow, all the contact cement exposure over the years
The worst glue I have ever had the displeasure to use was Sikaflex we used it to bond aluminum before riveting, if I never see that stuff again I'll die happy. It was used to seal the fuel tank on a homebuilt, the aluminum will fail before the bonded seam, but it is hard to work with.