That Apple thinks they own the word "app" (short for
application) is the most absurd thing since 2004 when Donald Trump tried to trademark the phrase "You're Fired!" And that, in turn, was the most ridiculous idea since the 1950s, when Mr. Mxyzptlk attempted to copyright the alphabet. (Thank God Superman found a way to send him back to the 5th dimension, or we'd be paying royalties on everything we write even now.)

Wonder what would happen if someone got Steve Jobs to say "Apple" backwards?