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Old 04-06-2011, 05:36 AM   #2721
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More Funny signs:

In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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At a Proctologist's door:

"To expedite your visit please back in."

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On a Church's Billboard:

"7 days without God makes one weak."

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

"Invite us to your next blowout."

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At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg.

We want tows."

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At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank heaven for little grills."

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And don't forget the sign at a
Chicago Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak."

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