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Old 04-06-2011, 02:38 AM   #2717
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Originally Posted by James_Wilde View Post
Some texans were talking about sex, and what kind they liked. One of them says "My favourite is Rodeo Sex".

The others want to know what Rodeo Sex is.

"Well," says the cowboy, "you take your wife from behind, grab a breast in each hand, squeeze them a bit, and then say 'hm, these feel just like your sister's'. Then you try to stay on for 8 seconds"
Bet you only get to try that one once
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