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A few ideas for those business taglines?:
An Optometrist:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
A Plumber:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
Another Plumber's:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
A Gynecologist:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
A Podiatrist:
"Time wounds all heels."
An Exhaust Centre:
"No appointment necessary. We can hear you coming."
A Radiator Repair Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.
A Tyre Shop:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
An Electrician:
"Let us remove your shorts."
And some non-business related taglines...
In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
On a Front Door:
"Canvassers welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
On an electricity bill:
"We will be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
In a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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