I've gotten a few 1 star reviews lately.
Thought I'd share them. I know I'm only supposed to promote the good stuff, but those reviews aren't as funny. A couple hurt, but not too badly. Anyone else want to share their pain?
"Don't Ever Change" - A horror/thriller short story:
On Apple:
"Stupid and pointless
by ZoeReader
This is the worst generic story I've ever read. It's ridiculous and sounds like a 14 year old wrote it for a creative writing assignment. I'd have given it an F because I'd expect more even from a 14 year old."
On B&N:
"Doesn't stick to it's oen prrmise...
by Anonymous
If the premise is the boy never changes how does he become a murderer? Originnal idea, extremely poor execution."
"Test Pilot" - Sci-fi short story:
On Apple:
"Dave
by ME ???
I liked the overall idea and plot of this short story. Unfortunately it suffered from poor writing skills. I could not stop thinking as I read it, that it was written by a teenager as a school assignment. "
"Blue Haired Alien Girlfriend" - Sci-fi short story
On B&N:
"do not recommend:
the author used "week knees" instead of "weak knees" and "waste belt" instead of "waist belt" (*author's note - The nice thing about eBooks is that these are now fixed.
*)
"don't like
i don't like this book at all. even though i put 1star i. think it dosen earn 1/2a star. i mean ya the titel sounds cool or wierd but i really dont like this book. dont juge a book by its cover READ THE REVIEWS!!!!!!! so u mit like it but to me it reslly suks."
"The Emo Bunny That Should, A story for Demented Children" - Humor short story:
On B&N:
"Anonymous
it sucks : i hope that bunny is emo so it can stab itself to death "
Hmmm (2 star review)
I would like to say a lot of good things about this book, but what mostly snds out is STRANGE. Well written, not denying the author has talent, but wow.