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Originally Posted by queentess
Shakespeare and Poe are fabulous, and I approach anything else labeled a "classic" with the same trepidation I feel for Dan Brown.
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Let me clarify that... I fear them for
very different reasons, but the end result is the same: I'm pretty sure I won't like it.
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Originally Posted by spellbanisher
Dan Brown is not to be feared, but pitied. Did I say pitied? I mean envied. How can I get paid millions to write badly?
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Step 1: Pick a controversial topic
Step 2: Make every chapter a pointless cliffhanger
Step 3: PROFIT