Quote:
Originally Posted by BenG
Résumé
Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.
Dorothy Parker, Enough Rope
First printed in New York World, (16 August 1925)
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Wonderful quote, Ben. I thought of posting that one myself. Dorothy Parker said many remarkably quotable things.