Thread
:
Notable quotes, excerpts, and profound lines.
View Single Post
03-22-2011, 12:08 AM
#
1395
BenG
Home Guard
Posts: 4,730
Karma: 86721650
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Alpha Ralpha Boulevard
Device: Kindle Oasis 3G, iPhone 6
Résumé
Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.
Dorothy Parker,
Enough Rope
First printed in New York World, (16 August 1925)
BenG
View Public Profile
Find More Posts by BenG
Track Posts by BenG via RSS