so as I wait:
Apologies to Dire Straits
TITLE: Apps for Nothing
Lyrics and Chords
[Capo 3]
I want my, I want my Flash 10-2
I want my, I want my Flash 10-2
/ Em7 - - A / /
Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
You play the Angry Birds on Android phones
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
/ Em7 - - - / - - G A / :
{Refrain}
We got to install PDF viewers
Custom app deliveries
We got to move these ebook readers
We got to move these AC power cords
/ C - G - / C - D - / Em7 - - - / A - B - C# - - - /
The little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
{Refrain}
I shoulda learned to code that java
I shoulda learned to program them chips
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some
And he's up there, what's that, Hawaiian noises
Bangin' on the keyboard like a chimpanzee
Oh, that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free
{Refrain}
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the Angry Birds on Android phones
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
I want my, I want my, I want my Flash 10-2
{Repeat, ad lib to fade}
