LOL, no cleaver scheme, dh says it can play audiobooks so I'd like to do that. Then he tells me they make wireless headphones

Hey, the less stuff within reach of the kids, and the fewer things hanging off mommy the better. My hair is at least attached and can't be broken or damaged if sucked on. Headphone cords, not so much

He also says I can leave the reader on the counter and wander around the house while listening - I'm like SCORE I'll take it