Ok many years ago, when I was much younger I had one of those moments where you don't know if you should laugh or run like hell.
You know how some people take their dogs to the shopping center and leave them in their car with the window cracked? The dogs are usually barking like mad and not to happy about having been left in the car and bark at whoever happens to be next to their car.
As I parked next to this pick-up in the lot I could see there was a huge Rottweiler in the truck, being that I like dogs, I stepped closer and of course the dog started going nuts barking at me and as a smart ass, I started barking back. I was happily barking like a nutter at this huge dog who himself is going nuts barking back and drooling all over everything in the truck when I hear "Excuse me, would you mind not pissing my &^$$ dog off?"
I turned to find myself standing face to chest with a very tall and very mean looking biker who didn't look at all amused at my antics. I started to explain myself when he opened the door to the truck, this was my "Laugh or run like hell" moment. I decided that the right thing to do was get back in my car, which was a Jeep with no top on it so no protection from a pissed off biker and his Rottweiler. Apologizing as I started my Jeep the biker just grunted and smiled.
Needless to say I never bark at Rottweilers any more
