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Stitchawl · 03-16-2011, 08:12 PM

How bad is the recession?

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

03-16-2011, 08:12 PM	#2574
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	How bad is the recession? How bad is the recession? I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. A picture is now only worth 200 words. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.