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Old 03-16-2011, 06:48 AM   #9337
Bilbo1967
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30 - 40 Cokes a day? Damn that's a cast iron stomach you have there mate.


I saw this old ad and think it might fit in now



Incase you want to know what the small print says...

How Soon is Too Soon?
Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "Fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of soda and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.

The Soda Pop Board of America
1515 W. Hart Ave. Chicago ILL.


I guess I would have fit in during those painful teens if only I had been forced to drink soda
That must be a parody, right?
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