The story so far:
the evil choc-munching zombies have overrun the chatbox, so that the nice forum members went on exodus hiding and interweaving their smalltalks in numerous Llounge-threads.
(Where the lesser-nice do it remains unknown but there are rumours, this happens in a dangerous pit named Politics&Religion
)
So a Psock has been taken and bathed in zombie-repellant to use its tread for daily smalltalk without endangering us poor little talkative ones.
P.S.: The light stays always on too, so you won't be eaten by a grue.