Thread: A Pocketbook Guide to Heaven
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Old 03-15-2011, 03:09 AM   #4
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Originally Posted by ardeegee View Post
Q: Are there naked moonlight babes in Heaven?

A: Yes, you will be assigned 72 of them. But only if you die fighting the infidel pig dog scum.

Q: In Heaven, do people attempt to sell 24 kilobyte files for $2.99?

A: No, those people go straight to Hell.
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Originally Posted by Worldwalker View Post
Q. In Heaven, do people see the "Self-Promo" section and decide not to use that, but to post their self-promo in some other section?

A. No, those people go to Hell along with the sellers of undersized files.
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