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Q: Are there naked moonlight babes in Heaven?
A: Yes, you will be assigned 72 of them. But only if you die fighting the infidel pig dog scum.
Q: In Heaven, do people attempt to sell 24 kilobyte files for $2.99?
A: No, those people go straight to Hell.
Last edited by ardeegee; 03-14-2011 at 10:16 PM.
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