03-04-2011, 12:57 PM
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Mrawr?
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Join Date: Aug 2010
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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“Meow” means “woof” in cat.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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“No comment” is a comment.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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