Enkidu and spellbanisher: O.o
Current pets:
Zoltan (stripedy hellion cat)
Worm (grouch cat, currently lives with the maternal unit)
Geki (leopard gecko, give me a break on the name I was a kid)
Dearly missed pets:
Blackie (Labrador retriever)
Shiloh (ambiguous curly-tailed mutt dog)
Pinky and Spot (gerbils), Honey, Bear-bear, and Peanut (hamsters), May (Guinea pig), Bluebell, Snowflake, Lily, Mayflower, and Blossom (parakeets), Emerald and Golddust (frogs). I've also had assorted other fish, frogs, and temporary turtles and toads. There has been very little time when I have not had at least a couple of pets.
One of these days I will plan to keep a couple of snakes, and we'll be getting a dog hopefully sooner rather than later. I would love to have a couple of pygmy goats, and a skunk if I move to a state where it's legal. When I can get back into wildlife rehab I expect to have temporary critters, but those aren't exactly pets.