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Originally Posted by spellbanisher
The Bibles just something you prop up in your living room to scare spirits away.  |
Or you take with you to the doorstep to brandish at and exorcise Sunday morning* missionaries.
* Tip for door-to-door proselytizers: whatever you're selling, doing it after noon will make me think much more kindly of it.
I'm still not buying, but at least I won't curse your line unto the ninth generation for waking me up with your knocking.
