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Please remember that while the universe is down, it's not the end of the world.
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The Universe Administration Team
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Now, THAT's funny! (I agree on the KMP posts ... I think I'll stop following the links)
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Originally Posted by Hamlet53
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
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(1) Amen!!
(22) Truth: that's because you don't ask the question "what time is it" when you look at your watch. You almost always are asking something else. "Do I have time to do xxx?" or "Is it almost time to leave?" or something else. None of these require you to REMEMBER the time, so you just get the answer to the question your brain actually asked.
(24) hee-hee-hee!!
