Lesson 1 on how to burn soup. Leave a bit of soup in a pan on the stove. Accidentally turn the stove on. Smell something burning and think: hmmm, something must be stuck underneath one of my pans. Start to get suspicous when there's smoke coming out of the pan that's supposed to be on a cold stove. Open all windows.
Oh boy ... I just hope my pan will survive.
I'm leaving it to soak while I go soak in a hot steaming bath with a glass of white wine and a good book
Now I get to sing this song:
Desertblues might know it.