on the spirit of the thread I just finished breakfast - oatmeal with raisins and cin-am-o-min, I know BFD, but dessert was couple cold hot dogs with sauerkraut wrapped in corn tortillas then dipped in a twisted version of thousand island dressing with salsa added.
Nice mug of left over iced cold Turkish coffee with unsweetened plain soy milk then sweetened with stevia (a guy has to keep up his girlish figure after all)