can't believe you never took a hammer to your N800.

I grew to loathe mine every time I turned it on. Perhaps it was the cliquish and child-like community over on the now maemo.org site, big egos in a tiny pond who only wanted those expert in the OS200x OS to even participate in their forums.
And when the OS2008 update broke the camera I just gave up. And right after then Nokia completely abandon that branch of the platform. Were it not for Xword and Fbreader I would have really taken it out into the shed and beat the crap out of it with a mallet. Lots of promise but never delivered in an organized fashion and was a complete beta test device from the get go.