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pshrynk · 02-07-2011, 04:45 PM

Voice over announcer: Inne a Worlde Stille Going Madde, true love can only be found in the hearts of... Really? Who writes this crap? My five year old daughter can come up with better stuff than this!

pshrynk (from background): Get on with it! I'm paying you by the minute!

VOA: Cripes! Inne a Worlde, blah blah blah... in the hearts of those destined to be together, thrown together by Destiny... That can't be right.

pshrynk: Right! You're sacked! Get that guy who does the NFL blurbs!

That Guy Who does the NFL Blurbs: Torn apart by tragedy, brought together by Destiny (again).

pshrynk: Quit ad-libbing!

TGWDTNFLB: Adventure!

Cut shot to the Goose flying low overhead (or in the Oz version, driving past a a good clip.)

Vivaldi: We still haven't done the pre-post-pre-flight checklist!

Harv: Shh!

TGWDTNFLB: Romance!

Vera: (Looking down at Harv, who is on his knees) You want to WHAT?

TGWDTNFLB: Intrigue!

Hilda: Vhy didn't ve get infitashuns? Ve're regulars!

Miyatake: Calm down, dear, we have to crash the party. Didn't yo read the script?

TGWDTNFLB: Pathos!

Vivaldi: Why is everyone staring at me?

TGWDTNFLB: I can see why that last guy quit...

pshrynk: He didn't quit, he was fired!

TGWDTNFLB: Yeah, whatever. Twentieth Century pshrynk presents:

(Arial shot coming across the ocean to a large estate on the shore. It is decorated for a wedding and the cast is standing around the craft cart, having lunch.

TGWDTNFLB: Harv and Vera's Wedding! The sequel that won't die!

pshrynk: Cut! You people do realize that we don't have the budget to re-shoot that flyover?

02-07-2011, 04:45 PM	#1
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Harv and Vera's Wedding Voice over announcer: Inne a Worlde Stille Going Madde, true love can only be found in the hearts of... Really? Who writes this crap? My five year old daughter can come up with better stuff than this! pshrynk (from background): Get on with it! I'm paying you by the minute! VOA: Cripes! Inne a Worlde, blah blah blah... in the hearts of those destined to be together, thrown together by Destiny... That can't be right. pshrynk: Right! You're sacked! Get that guy who does the NFL blurbs! That Guy Who does the NFL Blurbs: Torn apart by tragedy, brought together by Destiny (again). pshrynk: Quit ad-libbing! TGWDTNFLB: Adventure! Cut shot to the Goose flying low overhead (or in the Oz version, driving past a a good clip.) Vivaldi: We still haven't done the pre-post-pre-flight checklist! Harv: Shh! TGWDTNFLB: Romance! Vera: (Looking down at Harv, who is on his knees) You want to WHAT? TGWDTNFLB: Intrigue! Hilda: Vhy didn't ve get infitashuns? Ve're regulars! Miyatake: Calm down, dear, we have to crash the party. Didn't yo read the script? TGWDTNFLB: Pathos! Vivaldi: Why is everyone staring at me? TGWDTNFLB: I can see why that last guy quit... pshrynk: He didn't quit, he was fired! TGWDTNFLB: Yeah, whatever. Twentieth Century pshrynk presents: (Arial shot coming across the ocean to a large estate on the shore. It is decorated for a wedding and the cast is standing around the craft cart, having lunch. TGWDTNFLB: Harv and Vera's Wedding! The sequel that won't die! pshrynk: Cut! You people do realize that we don't have the budget to re-shoot that flyover?