Gentle people, as much as we all care for all of our loved ones, the time has come to make some hard choices. Consider the plight of the unfortunate amongst us who lie awake at night worrying unnecessarily about Death Panels. To bring an end to their needless suffering, I am calling for the formation of a Death Panel Commission which will help terminate those who fear Death Panels. Now I am sure you will all agree with me that this is a necessary and humane act of kindness and I hope you will support this measure.
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