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Here's an oldie but a goodie, adapted from Steve Allen's Private Joke File:
When a woman telephoned the foreman of a construction company that built her house to complain that vibrations shook it every time a train passed by, he told her, "l'll come around and check it out."
When he arrived at the woman's home, she said, "When a train comes by, it almost shakes me out of bed. Just lie down there yourself. You'll see."
The builder said he would, and went into the bedroom. He had just laid down on the bed when the woman's husband came home. Seeing the foreman in their bedroom, the husband shouted, "What are you doing on my wife's bed?"
The foreman replied, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"
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