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Old 01-29-2011, 03:07 PM   #27187
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Didn't you know? Every A4 Cortex processor destined for an iPhone is forged from a pot of gold coins and sprinkled with fairy dust while the rest of the parts are prepared in Steve Jobs' personal vineyard using nothing but organic fertilizer. When they're ready, they're assembled one at a time, by hand, by old watchmakers and delivered to the top of a mountain for Jobs himself to deem worthy of the Apple logo, which is applied by sunlight magnified by a sacred crystal.

Then, a triple rainbow happens or something and Apple makes millions.
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