Originally Posted by lene1949
Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite -
All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary
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After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy.
Nothing.
A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25 years.
The dad says, "Never mind son, maybe next year you'll get a speaking part."
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