No purse here either. And add me to the group bemoaning tiny or non-existent pockets in women's pants. The poor s.other gets to hear it all over again every time a pair of jeans wears out. ("I
used to have a pair of girl pants with decent size pockets, I don't know
why they don't make them that way usually. I could get guy pants again, but they don't
fit right.
And what's with all the **** stretchy jeans?! 
)
Right front: keyring (including store cards, usb stick), Left front: car key, lip balm, Right back: wallet, Left back: cell phone (the 'indestructible' kind). If I'm going to the doctor or something I just carry the book/reader.
I bought my first purse in 10 years last year since bridesmaids dresses don't have pockets.