I had a guy ask me in a bar how much could he pay me to let him bite my a**. I turned to face him, paused then leaned in towards his stupid grin and calmly said, "A tooth. If you let me knock out a tooth, you can bite my a**." Later that evening I heard a commotion coming from his general direction. I turned to find a girl cussing and screaming, him drenched in beer, and the beer mug on the floor.
