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vivaldirules · 01-19-2011, 07:19 AM

I'm struggling now. I lost a lot a weight steadily over months but now I'm just sitting bouncing up and down within a narrow range. Been that way for about 2 months. I must get moving. My friends look at me and wonder why I want to lose more. I'm 5'10" and weigh about 165 lbs so my BMI says I'm within a healthy range. But I'm one of those "small boned" people. You know, a toothpick. Except that this toothpick has been covered in fat for years so no one knew. Even when I was fat, I could easily touch the tip of my thumb to the tip of my index finger wrapped around my opposite wrist and have an inch or so to spare. I don't know any other adult male that can do that. I can still see the rolls of fat across my abdomen. So maybe it's time for drastic action. Who here has a sharp knife, a good vacuum cleaner, and some experience with anesthesia?

01-19-2011, 07:19 AM	#234
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	I'm struggling now. I lost a lot a weight steadily over months but now I'm just sitting bouncing up and down within a narrow range. Been that way for about 2 months. I must get moving. My friends look at me and wonder why I want to lose more. I'm 5'10" and weigh about 165 lbs so my BMI says I'm within a healthy range. But I'm one of those "small boned" people. You know, a toothpick. Except that this toothpick has been covered in fat for years so no one knew. Even when I was fat, I could easily touch the tip of my thumb to the tip of my index finger wrapped around my opposite wrist and have an inch or so to spare. I don't know any other adult male that can do that. I can still see the rolls of fat across my abdomen. So maybe it's time for drastic action. Who here has a sharp knife, a good vacuum cleaner, and some experience with anesthesia? Last edited by vivaldirules; 01-19-2011 at 07:23 AM.