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Originally Posted by natasha_fawn
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Okay, this little series might be too well known, but I've always liked it so here goes.
1. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
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Head first?
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2. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
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You can't. It's filled with a giraffe.
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3. The king lion holds a meeting. All the animals attend except one. Which?
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The giraffe. It's still in the refrigerator.
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4. You need to cross a river that is home to crocodiles, but you don't have a boat and there's no bridge. How do you get across without being eaten?
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Wait until the croc attends the lion's meeting and then cross.
Stitchawl