wvcherrybomb, thanks for suggesting a perpetual excuse I can use when I have to:
"But I have a brain abnormality. I can't change it. My doctor at MR Forum said so. I counted your disparaging remarks, there were 23 in the past 15 minutes and the tic in your left eye pulses 113 times per minute giving a rate of 73.695652173913043 ticks per negative remark. Do you want to know how many ticks per instance of biting sarcasm you displayed? So go away and let me reorganize this or that right now!"
heh