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Originally Posted by spooky69
Hey, guys! I am back with a hot tip that has gotten me out of a lot of sticky situations. Ever been driving really drunk and gotten pulled over by a cop and gotten a DUI? Me neither, but, if I ever had this scenario happen, what I would I would do is have a whole bottle of hard A inside my glove-holder thing (the one in between the seats and not the one over in the corner) and then when the cop pulls me over I would turn off the car so that I am not officially driving it at that point and then grab my booze and get out and then chug it in front of the cop and his cop car cameras, so then they can't arrest me for a DUI because they can't prove which booze is the reason why I am drunk, and so while I will take the hit for the open container charges, there is no way for them to know how much I was actually endangering the lives of other people out the streets (if at all)! My friend did this and it held up in court.
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